Russia s Top Religious Leader Performs Ancient Ritual In Antarctica Over Saudi Arabia s Mysterious

In what we can only conclude is one of the most bizarre reports ever circulated in the Kremlin, the Ministry of Defense (MoD) is reporting today that the global leader of the Russian Orthodox Church, Patriarch Kirill of Moscow, arrived in Antarctica earlier today where he joined up with the vast Federation naval armada transporting from Saudi Arabia the mysterious Ark of Gabriel, entrusted to Russias care by the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques, and performed an ancient ritual over it read from a sec