Madness Bed And Breakfast Man

Madness Bed And Breakfast Man Well there s a man I know At least I used to years ago I didn t really mind He used to come round all the time Of course he had to be fed I had to give him a bed He used to kip on my sofa They used to call him a loafer I ve heard he s changed A lot since then But some of his ways He just can t mend Told the other day That he d offered to pay He didn t like his dad He earned all he ever had He didn t have no shame He was a master at his game He never showed his hand He was the bed and breakfast man He was, he was the bed and breakfast