In The Back

Why not just tell people I m an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They ll believe anything you say, because you re a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, I m an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight, people would say, Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He s cracked up. You can t believe a damn word that comes out of his Michael Jackson br, br,