Shakira( Mad TV)

Lyrics: Baby I was born that far away so, I speak English as a second language, I don t understand the words I say, There s no word that rymes with language, Lucky that I have a smoken body, Cause I only sing in jibberish, Lucky that I am uh such a hottie, Watch my hips go quiverish, Good news for you, I m double jointed, too Whatever, Don t Matter, I can sing about pancake batter, I will shake my derier, And you won t go nowhere, Bend over, Come Under, Come enjoy my thighs of thunder, I ll just toss my hips and hair, And you won t go nowhere, Lucky, that my hips arn t only droopy, When I shake them they move mountains, Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky, And my lips are full and poutin, Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa, Time to crawl into the mud, Whatever, Don t Matter, You wouldn t listen if I were fatter, That I got a spicy rear, So you won t go nowhere, Peek under, turn over, I make no sense if you are sober, So I clash my hips and hair, And you won t go nowhere.