Ive Got a Little List The Mikado Gilbert and Sullivan

Lyrics: As someday it may happen that a victim must be found, I ve got a little list. I ve got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground And who never would be missed, who never would be missed. There s the idiot denouncing with enthusiastic tone All football teams but his and every suburb but his own. The man who sits beside you on the plane and wants to talk, Whose jabbering inspires you to jab him with your fork. Your aunty with the moustache who insists on being kissed. They d none of them be missed, they d none of them be missed. (He s got them on the list He s got them on the list And they d none of them be missed They d none of them be missed ) Those whinging letter writers and those pundits in the press. That opinion columnist, that bore would not be missed. That trendy thing in opera if the plot seems like a mess, That nice surtitlist (Surtitles: Thi