Hal Thompsons Hot Problems ( Parody)

Hot Problems parody with Hal Thompson. Hal on Facebook: More Hal here: Hal s Channel: LYRICS Look at me and tell me the truth What do you do When people don t know what I go through They see my brown hair, blue eyes and coat But they don t know I have a really big goat Please, don t get me wrong I know that I m hot But inbetween my toes there s mildew and rot Weird girls call my phone And their name is Kritch When I say her name she hangs up what a bitch Hal Thompson has problems too I m just like you Except I m hot, hot, hot hot You might like to open your eyes And pretty good so now lick my thighs I got the look, I ride the bus If you re a lady can I touch your butt I like to eat mustard Goats live in my house And I ve got a collection Of turds from a mouse Just cause I m pretty, don, br, br,