Stephen Lynch Gay

here we are dear old friend you and i drunk again laughs have been had and and tears have been shed maybe the whiskey s gone to my head but if i were gay i would give you my heart and if i were gay you d be my work of art and if i were gay we would swim in romance but i m not gay so get your hand out of my pants its not that i dont care i do i just dont see myself in you another time, another scene i d be right behind you if you know what i mean cause if i were gay i would give you my soul and if i were gay i would give you my whole being and if i were gay we would tear down the walls but i m not gay so wont you stop cupping my. . hand we ve never hugged we ve never kissed i ve never been intimate with your fist you have opened brand new doors get over here and drop your drawers