Status Quo Youre In The Army Now

A vacation in a foreign land Uncle Sam does the best he can You re in the army now Oh, oh, you re in the army now Now you remember what the draftman said Nothing to do all day but stay in bed You re in the army now Oh, oh, you re in the army now You be the hero of the neiborhood Nobody knows that you left for good You re in the army now Oh, oh, you re in the army now Smiling faces as you wait to land But once you get there no one gives a damn You re in the army now Oh, oh, you re in the army now Hand grenades flying over your head Missiles flying over your head If you want to survive get out of bed You re in the army now Oh, oh, you re in the army now Shots ring out in the dad of night The sergeant calls: stand up and fight You re in the army now Oh, oh, you re in the army now You re in the army now Oh, oh, you re in the army now You ve got your orders better shoot on sight Your finger s on the trigger, but it don t seem right You re in the army now Oh, oh, you re in the army now You re in the army now