Chris Miles

Oh Yeah Totally Yeah Fucking ace Swearing. Let s get you a job What happened, Chris There s loads of these Chinese lads flipping burgers and Han Li were having a spliff break, and then Paul, the shift manager, comes along. And she said, You can t do Why not It s pucking hard getting people to talk to you. I mean child abuse, it s a bit depressing. So my theory was, reel them in with the free porn, then get to the serious stuff. So I said, Why can t people bring their own glasses to the bar No wonder this country s turning obese. But Morris said that was the job, and if I didn t like it, I could puck off. So I told him he was a pitty boss and a pastard and he could pucking shove his pub polo up his pap seye, stupid prick. I think one slipped through there, Chris. Stupid punt.