Ray Jessel Shes Got That PENIS

I met this girl, She s just great, This girl I just adore, The problem is, She has much more, Than I had bargained for, She s got that style, She s got that smile, She s got the walk, She s got the tuck, She s got that zing, There s just one thing, She s got a penis. She s got that flare, Knows what to wear, She s got that face, That girl is grace, She s got pizzazz, Too bad she has, A penis. Now there s always some failure, Always some flaw, Ain t that what they call, Murfey s law, But male genitalia, That s where I draw the line, Besides, Hers is bigger than mine. My life s a mess, Cause under that dress, She s got a Yes