Dentist Song
When I was young and just a bad little kid, My momma noticed funny things I did. Like shootin puppies with a BBGun. I d poison guppies, and when I was done, I d find a pussycat and bash in it s head. That s when my momma (What did she say ) She said my boy I think someday You ll find a way To make your natural tendencies You ll be a dentist. You have a talent for causing things pain Son, be a dentist. People will pay you to be inhumane You re temperment s wrong for the priesthood, And
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