The Highway Dr. Quarantines Lonely Hearts Club (antisong)

According to the Internet Papyrus We are attacked by coronavirus. I ve never seen this awful beast before, And I wouldn t want it to knock at my door. I don t know how to write songs, But I can say, this virus is worse than dirty socks. We are ghosts living in ghost towns. COVID s like a thief who d sneaked into your house. Picnics and rock gigs, football matches and bowling, Swinger nights and Everything was stolen. I don t know how to write songs, But I can say, this virus is worse than shit o