Monty Python The Philosophers Football Match

Nietzsche receives a yellow card after claiming that Confucius has no free will; Confucius say Name go in book. On the 89th minute, Archimedes cries out Eureka and instructs the Greeks to use the ball. Socrates scores the only goal of the match. As the sketch closes, the Germans dispute the call; Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of nonnaturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was